#define X
#define XX
#define XXX
#define XXXX
#define XXXXX
#define XXXXXX
#define XXXXXXX
#define orfa for
#define XXXXXXXXX
#define archa char
#define ainma main
#define etcharga getchar
#define utcharpa putchar

     X                                       X
    X X                                     X X
   X   X                                   X   X
   X    X                                 X    X
  X      X                               X      X
  X       X                             X       X
 X         X                           X         X
 X   X     X                           X     X   X
 X   XX     X                         X     XX   X
X    XXX    X        XXXXXXXXX        X    XXX    X
X     XXX    X   XXXX         XXXX   X    XXX     X
X     XXXX   X XX ainma(){ archa  XX X   XXXX     X
X     XXXX    X   oink[9],*igpa,    X    XXXX     X
X     XXXXXX atinla=etcharga(),iocccwa XXXXXX     X
X      XXXX ,apca='A',owla='a',umna=26  XXXX      X
X      XXX  ; orfa(; (atinla+1)&&(!(((   XXX      X
X      XX atinla-apca)*(apca+umna-atinla) XX      X
 X     X  >=0)+((atinla-owla)*(owla+umna-  X     X
 X       atinla)>=0))); utcharpa(atinla),        X
 X   X atinla=etcharga()); orfa(; atinla+1;  X   X
  X X  ){ orfa(      igpa=oink     ,iocccwa=( X X
  X X  (atinla-  XXX  apca)*(  XXX apca+umna- X X
   X atinla)>=0) XXX           XXX   ; ((((    X
  X atinla-apca XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX  )*(apca+   X
  X umna-atinla XXXXXX )>=0) XXXXXX +((atinla-  X
 X owla)*(owla+ XXXX   umna-   XXXX atinla)>=0)) X
 X   &&"-Pig-"   XX  "Lat-in"   XX   "COb-fus"   X
 X "ca-tion!!"[  X  (((atinla-   X  apca)*(apca+ X
 X umna-atinla) X  >=0)?atinla-   X  apca+owla:  X
X atinla)-owla X ]-'-')||((igpa==  X oink)&&!(*(  X
X igpa++)='w') X )||! X (*( X igpa X ++)=owla); * X
X (igpa++)=(( X  (   XXX   XXX      X atinla-apca X
X  )*(apca+   X umna XXX - XXX      X atinla)>=0) X
X  ?atinla-   X apca XXX + XXX owla X  :atinla),  X
 X   atinla=   X      X     X      X etcharga()) X
 X   ; orfa(   X atinla=iocccwa?(( X  (atinla-   X
 X owla)*(owla+ X umna-atinla)>=0 X  )?atinla-   X
 X  owla+apca:   X   atinla):    X  atinla; (((  X
  X atinla-apca)* X (apca+umna- X atinla)>=0)+( X
  X (atinla-owla)* X  (owla+   X umna-atinla)>= X
   X 0)); utcharpa( XX       XX atinla),atinla X
   X  =etcharga());   XXXXXXX  orfa(*igpa=0,   X
    X  igpa=oink; *           igpa; utcharpa( X
     X *(igpa++))); orfa(; (atinla+1)&&(!((( X
      X atinla-apca              )*(apca+   X
       X   umna-    XXXXX XXXXX atinla)>=0 X
        X   )+((       XXXXX     atinla-  X
         XX  owla)*(         owla+umna- XX
           XX atinla)>=0))); utcharpa XX
             XX  (atinla),atinla=   XX
               XX etcharga()); }  XX
                 XXXX   }     XXXX
                     XXXXXXXXX
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Most Humorous: <dodsond@agcs.com> Don Dodson

    Don Dodson
    AG Communication Systems
    4101 W Union Hills Dr #1104
    Glendale, AZ 85308 
    USA


Judges' comments:

    To use:
	make dodsond1

    Try: 
	dodsond1

    Give the following input:

	 ... a male (who) gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all
	 the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt
	 giraffes.
		-- Adjunct Professor Newt Gingrich, Reinhardt College, 1/7/95


Selected notes from the author:

    Istha ogrampra akesta Englishwa extta aswa inputwa andwa
    anslatestra itwa intowa Igpa Atinla.

    The obfuscation is on several levels.

    Most obviously, the shape of the program.

    Underneath that, the variable names are in pig latin, as are the
    names of the standard C functions, such as putchar.  Even main is
    written as ainma.

    The program construction is also very obfuscated, with all of the
    code being inside the ()'s of one of the 6 "orfa" loops.