#define	DIT	(
#define	DAH	)
#define	__DAH	++
#define DITDAH	*
#define	DAHDIT	for
#define	DIT_DAH	malloc
#define DAH_DIT	gets
#define	_DAHDIT	char
_DAHDIT _DAH_[]="ETIANMSURWDKGOHVFaLaPJBXCYZQb54a3d2f16g7c8a90l?e'b.s;i,d:"
;main			DIT			DAH{_DAHDIT
DITDAH			_DIT,DITDAH		DAH_,DITDAH DIT_,
DITDAH			_DIT_,DITDAH		DIT_DAH DIT
DAH,DITDAH		DAH_DIT DIT		DAH;DAHDIT
DIT _DIT=DIT_DAH	DIT 81			DAH,DIT_=_DIT
__DAH;_DIT==DAH_DIT	DIT _DIT		DAH;__DIT
DIT'\n'DAH DAH		DAHDIT DIT		DAH_=_DIT;DITDAH
DAH_;__DIT		DIT			DITDAH
_DIT_?_DAH DIT		DITDAH			DIT_ DAH:'?'DAH,__DIT
DIT' 'DAH,DAH_ __DAH	DAH DAHDIT		DIT
DITDAH			DIT_=2,_DIT_=_DAH_;	DITDAH _DIT_&&DIT
DITDAH _DIT_!=DIT	DITDAH DAH_>='a'?	DITDAH
DAH_&223:DITDAH		DAH_ DAH DAH;		DIT
DITDAH			DIT_ DAH __DAH,_DIT_	__DAH DAH
DITDAH DIT_+=		DIT DITDAH _DIT_>='a'?	DITDAH _DIT_-'a':0
DAH;}_DAH DIT DIT_	DAH{			__DIT DIT
DIT_>3?_DAH		DIT			 DIT_>>1 DAH:'\0'DAH;return
DIT_&1?'-':'.';}__DIT DIT			DIT_ DAH _DAHDIT
DIT_;{DIT void DAH write DIT			1,&DIT_,1 DAH;}
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Worst abuse of the C preprocessor: <ukc!jmh> Jim Hague

	Jim Hague
	University of Kent at Canterbury
	Canterbury, Kent
	UK

Compile this program and feed ascii text into standard input.  This
program is known to pass lint on some systems and abort lint on
others.

This program was selected for the 1987 t-shirt collection.

Think morse code when you ponder this program.  Note how use of
similar variables can be obfuscating!  The author notes that this
program implements the international morse standard.  Now for extra
credit, what morse message does the program spell out?

Copyright (c) 1986, Landon Curt Noll & Larry Bassel.
All Rights Reserved.  Permission for personal, educational or non-profit use is
granted provided this this copyright and notice are included in its entirety
and remains unaltered.  All other uses must receive prior permission in writing
from both Landon Curt Noll and Larry Bassel.