| Player Name | Age | Gets e-mail? | Is GM? | GM Exp. Level | |
| Billy | 17 | billy@nowhere.com | X | - | - |
| Brianna | 21 | bsonrisa256@gmail.com | X | - | - |
| GKD | - | - | - | ||
| George Bush | 60 | president@whitehouse.gov | - | X | 5 |
| Harrison Ford | 65 | iwishiknew@hisemail.com | - | - | - |
| Jim Halpert | 27 | jhalpert@dundermifflin.com | X | - | - |
| Jimmy | 20 | jimmy@nowhere.com | X | - | - |
| Jon | - | - | - | ||
| Mark Hamill | 1000 | sdfsfkllkjds@g.com | X | - | - |
| Pyramid;Head | - | - | - | ||
| Scotty | 9 | scotty@nowhere.com | - | X | 1 |
| Way | 26 | nerzuhl666@aol.com | X | X | 8 |
| abc | - | - | - | ||
| yes | - | - | - |